41 COINS LAUNCHED IN THE LAST HOUR
ONE THOUGHT.
ONE COIN.
Type a thought. Any thought. Six lobes read it, score how rotten it is, and ship a whole coin from it — ticker, name, lore, artwork, the posting. Every fee it ever earns goes into buying $BRAIN.
Making a coin costs a fee. Trading it costs a fee. Every one of those fees goes to the same place: a treasury that exists to buy $BRAIN, the coin this whole brain runs on. Nothing is skimmed and nothing is held back — the only thing the treasury can do with money is buy.
NEW PAIRS
0FINAL STRETCH
0MIGRATED
0One click, no confirmation dialog. This is a demo: nothing connects to a wallet and no transaction is sent.
When the curve fills, liquidity moves to a real pool and the deployer's keys stop mattering.
THE ONES STILL STANDING
Ranked by realised profit over the last thirty days. Copy a wallet and every buy it makes gets mirrored into your bag at your own size, with an automatic exit when it leaves.
| # | Trader | 30d P&L | Win rate | Trades | Best call | Action |
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EVERY NEURON THAT EVER FIRED
Every coin that made it onto the curve, whether it graduated or evaporated. Click a column to sort.
RULES INSTEAD OF FEELINGS
A strategy is a standing instruction: what to buy, how much, and when to leave. Turn one on and it runs without asking you anything again.
PUT A THOUGHT IN THE BRAIN.
Type one stupid sentence. All six lobes read it at once, argue about it in public, and between them they mint the contract, write the lore, draw the picture, post about it, watch the chart and route the creator fees into $BRAIN. You approve nothing in between.